Oh My God, I've Come To Say...
I recently released an anthology of humanist and atheist poetry called Filling the Void: A Selection of Humanist and Atheist Poetry. I am really proud of the book and the content within. It was a pleasure and a privilege to compile. Anyway, here is a tongue in cheek one that I wrote myself. It is based on the very famous child's prayer, one which I used to have to recount in my days as a teacher in a faith school (yes, up to 40% of UK schools are faith schools).
The original prayer goes like this:
Oh My God
I’ve come to say
Thank You for Your love today
Thank You for my family
And all the friends You give to me
Guard me in the dark of night
And in the morning send Your light
Amen
Here is my version:
Oh My God
Oh my God,
I’ve come to say
Thank you for your love today
Thank you for my family
And the cancer you gave Auntie Eve
Thank you for the little worm
Who burrows into eyes to give blind prison terms
Thank you for tectonic plates
Which make death and destruction a common fate
Thank you for the failing harvests
That bring about death through painful starving
Thank you for the carnivorous food chain
Which results in slow death after flesh-ripping pain
Thank you for HIV/AIDS, smallpox and malaria
Ebola, the plague, cholera; heck, which is the scarier?
Guard me in the dark of night
Which is every day for that girl with no sight
And in the morning, send your light
The burning gas-ball which will one day end our lives
Amen