Who Wrote That?

One one of my recent threads here at ATP, I vaguely remember someone summing up a biblical story really hilariously and succinctly. I very much wanted to quote of the day the comment, and do something else with it.

Did you write it? Can you remember it? I have been trawling through innumerable comments to try to find it, in vain. It was a biblical story, possibly Adam and Eve, but I can't even be that sure. Help!